I needs moneys

I'm poor. That's an understatement. Unfortunately for my GF and myself, this mid-twenties poverty will only transition into early-thirties poverty and then mid-thirties poverty and so on and so on. The upside to this financial situation is that I sleep at night. I can rest my oversized head on my undersized pillow and sleep soundly knowing that I'm doing the Lord's work and my riches are in heaven. Some of you scoff. Some of you shake your heads. Some of you can relate. Some of you hate me. Well, hate me now. Hate me now.